{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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The Canterbury Panther or Canterbury Cat is a New Zealand urban legend about a black panther which is said to live in the Canterbury Region with sightings going back to before the 1970s.
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Sandovalina is a municipality in the state of São Paulo in Brazil. The population is 4,354 in an area of 456 km². The elevation is 424 m.
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