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\nThe Omega x Swatch MoonSwatch, or simply MoonSwatch, is a collection of chronograph wristwatches produced by Swatch and designed in collaboration with Omega, two companies of The Swatch Group. The first 11 models were released on 26Â March 2022. The watches have a 42-millimetre (1.5Â in) diameter and 13-millimetre (0.5Â in) thickness, and Super-LumiNova for the indexes and hands, similar to the Omega Speedmaster. It has a quartz ETA G10.212 movement. The release led to long queues in several countries, including Australia, Canada, Italy, Japan, Switzerland, and the United Kingdom. Initially, each customer was li