{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}