{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"type":"standard","title":"Corn Run","displaytitle":"Corn Run","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q18041302","titles":{"canonical":"Corn_Run","normalized":"Corn Run","display":"Corn Run"},"pageid":43793823,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Corn_Run.JPG/330px-Corn_Run.JPG","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Corn_Run.JPG","width":1504,"height":2256},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1273603951","tid":"eeaf66ae-e1e5-11ef-98de-b7a7ecfc31a6","timestamp":"2025-02-03T04:18:34Z","description":"River","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.95814,"lon":-76.46469},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_Run","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_Run?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_Run?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Corn_Run"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_Run","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Corn_Run","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_Run?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Corn_Run"}},"extract":"Corn Run is a tributary of the Susquehanna River in Columbia County, Pennsylvania, United States. It is approximately 2.8 miles (4.5Â km) long and flows through Catawissa Township and Catawissa. The stream's watershed has an area of 2.29 square miles (5.9Â km2). Corn Run was historically known as Roberts Run. The stream is listed as a coldwater fishery.","extract_html":"
Corn Run is a tributary of the Susquehanna River in Columbia County, Pennsylvania, United States. It is approximately 2.8 miles (4.5Â km) long and flows through Catawissa Township and Catawissa. The stream's watershed has an area of 2.29 square miles (5.9Â km2). Corn Run was historically known as Roberts Run. The stream is listed as a coldwater fishery.
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